“Making a song for Eurovision,” they said. “How hard can it be?”
Several hours, eighteen pages of lyric ideas, two sets of batteries for a toy keyboard and a broken kazoo later, Andy & Erin had come up with their guaranteed Eurovision hit: Big Scottish Breakfast, a serenade to the classic Caledonian fry-up.
If only they’d come up with it before entry to the competition closed…
Ah well. There’s always 2019!
If you missed the big premiere on Friday morning, have a listen to their “song” below and see what you think!